You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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