Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
only you would photoshop your dick
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
