so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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