i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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