David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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