so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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