he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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