my mouth tastes like poor choices
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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