why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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