Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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