susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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