she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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