He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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