my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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