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Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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