I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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