we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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