We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
You know, be my cock's hype man.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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