Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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