Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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