That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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