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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm too high and old for this...
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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