you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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