when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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