Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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