That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
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come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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