they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
