but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
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I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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