I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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