I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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