Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
you will always have a special place in my vag
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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