she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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