I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
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2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Someone signed my nipple.
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