I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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