Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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