We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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