But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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