babies were throwing up all over the place
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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