I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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