cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
ok first of all what the fuck
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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