he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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