i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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