i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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