at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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