On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
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the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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