i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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