do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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