We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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