butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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