did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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