As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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