Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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