I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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