He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
