Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
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I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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