I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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