I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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