True but thats because hes a fetus.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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